who even?

by godinpants

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Samuel Bruce
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Samuel Bruce There was no Wi-Fi so I read the shitty newspaper, now I have outrage *and* indigestion. Favorite track: BREAKFAST MENU.
Nishioka Diddley
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Nishioka Diddley At McDonald's, first I eat a hamburger as an appetizer, next I cram a cheeseburger down my throat as a main dish, and finally I have a dessert called an another hamburger. Favorite track: BREAKFAST MENU.
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10k Chiptune to make your rod hard.
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BREAKFAST MENU BREAKFAST MENU WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU ITS 4 AM IN THE DRIVE THROUGH WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU BREAKFAST MENU BREAKFAST MENU WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU ITS 4 AM IN THE DRIVE THROUGH WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU I'M JUST TRYNG TO GET TO WORK I WANT A BIG MAC AND FRIES WHY WOULD I WANT TO HAVE A HASHBROWN WITH THAT? FUCK OFF WITH THOSE SHITTY PANCAKES BREAKFAST MENU BREAKFAST MENU WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU ITS 4 AM IN THE DRIVE THROUGH WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU BREAKFAST MENU BREAKFAST MENU WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU ITS 4 AM IN THE DRIVE THROUGH WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT BREAKFAST MENU
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I'M DOING 100 ON THE HIGHWAY AND THERE'S THIS CUNT RIGHT UP MY ARSE I DRIVE A BIT TOO FAST I'M TRYING NOT TO BREAK THE LAW, BUT IT'S REALLY FUCKEN HARD I'M TRYING NOT TO BREAK THE LAW, BUT IT'S REALLY FUCKEN HARD IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND THERE'S NOTHING ON TV I CAN'T FIND A FUCKEN DVD I'LL JUST DOWNLOAD IT I'M TRYING NOT TO BREAK THE LAW, BUT IT'S REALLY FUCKEN HARD I'M TRYING NOT TO BREAK THE LAW, BUT IT'S REALLY FUCKEN HARD I'M HANGING OUT WITH SOME MATES AND THEY OFFER ME SOME GREEN I SAY I'D PREFER A COOPERS RED... OH, THAT WASN'T WHAT THEY MEANT I'M TRYING NOT TO BREAK THE LAW, BUT IT'S REALLY FUCKEN HARD I'M TRYING NOT TO BREAK THE LAW, BUT IT'S REALLY FUCKEN HARD
3.
FUCKEN WASTE 01:54
I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON EBAY BUYING SHIT I CAN'T AFFORD I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON DISCOGS BUYING RECORDS FROM BEFORE I WAS BORN I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON FACEBOOK LOOKING AT FRIENDS THAT I DON'T HAVE I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON MENULOG BUYING FUCKEN TOAST AND AV I'M A FUCKEN WASTE OF TIME I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE I'M A FUCKEN WASTE OF TIME I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON EBAY BUYING MORE FUCKEN CAMERA SHIT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON TWITTER TRYING TO ACHIEVE ENGAGEMENT WITH MY AUDIENCE I'M A FUCKEN WASTE OF TIME I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE I'M A FUCKEN WASTE OF TIME I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUTUBE WATCHING PHISH SHOWS FROM 1996 I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON REDDIT LEARNING WHAT I CAN ABOUT MAGIC: THE FUCKEN GATHERING
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TV 01:58
I TRIED TO WATCH GAME OF THRONES BUT I DIDN'T LIKE THE SETTING I TRIED TO WATCH TWIN PEAKS BUT ALL THE CHARACTERS LOOKED THE SAME I TRIED TO WATCH THE WALKING DEAD BUT ZOMBIES WEREN'T MY THING I TRIED TO WATCH BREAKING BAD BUT I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE DRUGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE THIS ISN'T SOME MORAL BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW I DON'T WATCH TV I JUST DON'T LIKE YOUR FUCKEN SHOWS I TRIED TO WATCH AN AVENGERS MOVIE I DIDN'T MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST 10 MINUTES I TRIED TO WATCH THE NEW STAR WARS BUT I'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST THE PEOPLE IN IT I TRIED TO WATCH BABY DRIVER BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TOO OLD BUT THE NEW BLADERUNNER WAS FUCKEN GOOD, HEY? I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE

about

It's taken 10 years, but I've finally realised I can actually write songs about my real life and not stuff i've made up. So this one's about me.

I thought about recording these properly, but these demos are about as good as they'll get.

Shouts to Square Sounds / Soundbytes for letting me shout and make an idiot of myself on stage for so long.
Shouts to 10k for basically inspiring this and letting me rip on his style in a much shitter way.
Shouts to DJ Wazzo for giving the thumbs up to each preview track I sent through.

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released March 7, 2018

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godinpants Sydney, Australia

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