couch expert

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Another one so soon? I know, right? Turns out you need more than 6 minutes of material for a set, so I wrote some more music. More songs about fast food, about treating my body poorly, and lamenting that I broke edge nearly a decade ago.

"this sounds like descendents had to write a motorhead album in 20 minutes" - Ben Mitchell, artist professional

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released July 30, 2018

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godinpants Sydney, Australia

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Track Name: hot dog
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG

HOT DOG HOT DOG GIVE ME A FUCKEN HOT DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG ONE DOLLAR HOT DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG GIVE ME ONE HOT DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG I WANT THE HOT DOG

HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG

HOT DOG HOT DOG IKEA HOT DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG HOW COULD YOU NOT DOG?
HOT DOG HOT DOG I WANT THE HOT DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG GIVE ME A FUCKEN HOT DOG

HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG

HOT DOG HOT DOG MUSTARD AND A SAUCE DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG FEEL NO REMORSE DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG BREAK THE WITCHES CURSE DOG
HOT DOG HOT DOG LEAVE IN A HEARSE DOG

HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
HOT DOG
Track Name: 30-year-old punk starter pack
I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE
I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE
I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE
I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE

BUT BEER’S TOO GOOD
BEER’S TOO GOOD
BEER’S TOO GOOD
AH IT’S TOO GOOD

I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE
I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE
I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE
I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE

BUT BEER’S TOO GOOD
BEER’S TOO GOOD
BEER’S TOO GOOD
BEER’S TOO FUCKING GOOD
Track Name: couch expert
I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT
OR GO TO WORK SO I CAN BUY THE SHIT I NEED
I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT
OR STEP OUTSIDE TO PICKUP WHAT’S COME THROUGH ON UBER EATS

COUCH EXPERT

MY CHEST HURTS

COUCH EXPERT

MY CHEST HURTS

I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT
OR SEE WHAT SPECIALS THEY’VE GOT DOWN AT KFC
I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT
OR SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT WHY I’M SO UNHEALTHY

COUCH EXPERT

MY CHEST HURTS

COUCH EXPERT

MY CHEST HURTS

AH, I CAN FEEL A TINGLE IN ME ARM
Track Name: substitute
I’M IN THE LINE
AT KFC
AND THEY’VE RUN OUT
OF WICKED WINGS
THEY SAY THAT I
CAN SUBSTITUTE
THE CHICKEN WINGS
FOR ANYTHING

GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE WINGS
GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE CHIPS
GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE ZINGER
GIVE ME SOME WINGS INSTEAD OF THE GRAVY

I’M IN THE LINE
AT BURGER KING (HUNGRY JACK’S)
AND THEY’VE RUN OUT
OF ONION RINGS
THEY SAY THAT I
CAN SUBSTITUTE
THE ONION RINGS
FOR ANYTHING
GIVE ME A BURGER INSTEAD OF THE RINGS
GIVE ME A BURGER INSTEAD OF THE CHIPS
GIVE ME A BURGER INSTEAD OF THE DRINK
GIVE ME SOME RINGS INSTEAD OF THE BURGER

I
KNOW
THAT I
EAT LIKE SHIT
BUT I
FUCKEN
LOVE IT

GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE WINGS
GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE CHIPS
GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE ZINGER
GIVE ME SOME WINGS INSTEAD OF THE GRAVY

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