couch expert

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hot dog 02:34
HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG GIVE ME A FUCKEN HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG ONE DOLLAR HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG GIVE ME ONE HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG I WANT THE HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG IKEA HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOW COULD YOU NOT DOG? HOT DOG HOT DOG I WANT THE HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG GIVE ME A FUCKEN HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG MUSTARD AND A SAUCE DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG FEEL NO REMORSE DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG BREAK THE WITCHES CURSE DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG LEAVE IN A HEARSE DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG
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I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE BUT BEER’S TOO GOOD BEER’S TOO GOOD BEER’S TOO GOOD AH IT’S TOO GOOD I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE I WANNA BE STRAIGHT EDGE BUT BEER’S TOO GOOD BEER’S TOO GOOD BEER’S TOO GOOD BEER’S TOO FUCKING GOOD
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couch expert 01:55
I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT OR GO TO WORK SO I CAN BUY THE SHIT I NEED I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT OR STEP OUTSIDE TO PICKUP WHAT’S COME THROUGH ON UBER EATS COUCH EXPERT MY CHEST HURTS COUCH EXPERT MY CHEST HURTS I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT OR SEE WHAT SPECIALS THEY’VE GOT DOWN AT KFC I NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH UNLESS IT’S TIME TO EAT OR SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT WHY I’M SO UNHEALTHY COUCH EXPERT MY CHEST HURTS COUCH EXPERT MY CHEST HURTS AH, I CAN FEEL A TINGLE IN ME ARM
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substitute 01:33
I’M IN THE LINE AT KFC AND THEY’VE RUN OUT OF WICKED WINGS THEY SAY THAT I CAN SUBSTITUTE THE CHICKEN WINGS FOR ANYTHING GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE WINGS GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE CHIPS GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE ZINGER GIVE ME SOME WINGS INSTEAD OF THE GRAVY I’M IN THE LINE AT BURGER KING (HUNGRY JACK’S) AND THEY’VE RUN OUT OF ONION RINGS THEY SAY THAT I CAN SUBSTITUTE THE ONION RINGS FOR ANYTHING GIVE ME A BURGER INSTEAD OF THE RINGS GIVE ME A BURGER INSTEAD OF THE CHIPS GIVE ME A BURGER INSTEAD OF THE DRINK GIVE ME SOME RINGS INSTEAD OF THE BURGER I KNOW THAT I EAT LIKE SHIT BUT I FUCKEN LOVE IT GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE WINGS GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE CHIPS GIVE ME A GRAVY INSTEAD OF THE ZINGER GIVE ME SOME WINGS INSTEAD OF THE GRAVY

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Another one so soon? I know, right? Turns out you need more than 6 minutes of material for a set, so I wrote some more music. More songs about fast food, about treating my body poorly, and lamenting that I broke edge nearly a decade ago.

"this sounds like descendents had to write a motorhead album in 20 minutes" - Ben Mitchell, artist professional

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released July 30, 2018

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